Day 1 of Kapow: Lesson Learned. Leave Frank Quitely alone.
Day 1 of Kapow came and went very well frankly. I have decided to leave Frank Quitely alone tomorrow and I will allay my suspicions that Dave Gibbons stole my pens. My suggestion that Brendan McCarthy doesn’t look much like his picture was a master stroke in introductory conversation. I will now appear in a Marvel comic book (by tomorrow) on a page with Dave Gibbons (artist on Watchmen) as well as The Guinness Book of Records (whenever that’s out). I was given a stick of rock by a child care assistant in a low cut top who got it from a burlesque dancer from the Isle of Wight. I gave it to a Scotsman. Oh, and we sold some books.
That is all.
GIVE ME BACK OUR PENS, GIBBONS!!
(None of this will make any sense until Monday when all will be revealed – possibly with pictures but needless to say its all going very well.)